The Sex is Incredible
A woman’s talents in the bedroom can very closely be related to how crazy they are in their normal life. This may not apply to 100% of good lays, but what I’ve found is the crazier the girl reacts to what I meant when I said, “You seem like someone who wouldn’t like milk,” the more likely it will be that they will pleasantly tear my dick off.
This is a very specific crazy that I’m trying to explain. It’s not the girl who dies her hair blue or talks in a fake British accent. That’s not crazy, that’s just weird. That’s just annoying. This type of crazy won’t appear until 3 months into a committed relationship.
“You look tired today.”
“Are you calling me ugly? Because that’s what tired people look like. You don’t love me anymore, do you?”
“…yes? …or no..”
Pathological liars that conjure up completely imaginary jobs as nurses at retirement homes, not to avoid you, but just to make conversation. One day, they’ll accuse you of committing treason. When you ask, “How is that even possible?” They politely, but ever so bitchedly, respond with, “You should know.”
You can’t understand why you’re still with these nutcrackers other than the fact that the sex is incredible. You’ll never have better sex. It’s because the dames are genuine. They moan and thrust with ease, they look into your eyes and grab your hair. They pull you towards them and bite your lip, slowly pull your head back and kiss you ever so gently. Their bi-polar tendencies of the real world transformed into unadulterated sexual fierceness, and you believe it. You soak up every little drop of her mating dance until you can’t take anymore and explode wherever she demands it. You feel like a king.
Ladies and gentlemen, do not feel sorry for us men dating these crazy women. We know perfectly well what we’re doing. These short-circuited, halfway to the mental institution girls will rock your world. I highly recommend giving one a shot, at least for a few months. Just please, don’t come inside her.
