The Way Boys Feel About Girls

What do you say to them? It seems as if it’s the hardest part about meeting a girl. Walking up and not looking like an asshole.

A girl sneezed several times. I waited, she seemed to be a multiple sneezer, but this is my chance, I can say something clever, interesting, and definitely sexy. I wait several seconds after the final sneeze. Have I waited too long, is she going to sneeze again?

“God Bless You.”

“Thank you.”

Dammit- God Bless you? I sounded like a fucking priest and I don’t even believe in God. Now she thinks I’m some religious freak, I probably look like an asshole now. I’ll just stay in my seat and occasionally, awkwardly glance up and stare at her.